My youngest cousin’s middle name is Samuel, but my uncle pronounced it “Sam-well”

and the first thing I yelled out was, “OH LIKE LORD OF THE RINGS???????”

Trying to read Ellen's handwriting

• me:Oh my god
• me:I thought that said "Frodo-san"
• me:YOUR HANDWRITING SUCKS
• Ellen:That's clearly an 'm'!!!!
• me:It looks like an 'n' with a squiggle at the end!
• Ellen:That's what an 'm' is!!!!!
• me:
• Ellen:
• Ellen:Sam-kun!!!!
• Ellen:Gandalf-dono!!
• Ellen:LEGOLAS-SEMPAI!