First sentence already has past and present tense mixed up

GETTING THE FUCK OUTTA HERE

please stopspelling heels as “heals”

it’s heels

god i

/o\

NO IT’S “AREAS” NOT “AREA’S”

WHAT WOULD COMPEL YOU TO PUT AN APOSTROPHE THERE

JESUS CHRIST.

ever since watching that girl’s video on how “breaking through the virginal wall” is a complete myth 

i can’t really read smut the same way

the moment I read, “he reached that virginal wall and tore through it” i’m just like

and i just want to

stop reading

fevertrick replied to your post: there are certain phrases/mistakes in a summary…

or “this is my first time” and “read and review plz!”

oH MY GOD YES

CAN’T BELIEVE I MISSED THOSE

there are certain phrases/mistakes in a summary that make me automatically skip over a fanfic

included, but not limited to:

• “I suck at summaries”
• misspelled words
• incorrect use of their/they’re and/or your/you’re
• “brutally raped”

There’s a weird phenomenon I found where  I watch Doctor Who for a couple of episodes, then read a fanfic

then EVERYONE in the fic suddenly has British accents

I get really mad at myself because Kenpachi Zaraki with a British accent 

eminery:

“i suck at summaries, so you’ll have to read my fic to find out more!”

the most effective way to get people to not read your fic

(Source: edroy)

I told Ellen and Tara about my misfortune with FFN’s M-rated KH section, and they both screamed when I told them how I

for some ungodly reason

finished a whole slave!AU fic.

slave fic.

slave fic.

s l a v e f i c.

and there’s more where that came from

Re-edit:

If it’s not rated M, it might not be worth it.

Unless it’s Kingdom Hearts.

If it’s rated M Kingdom Hearts fanfiction, run away.

also, why are there only two pages of Gray/Juvia rated M fanfiction?

this is a travesty

If it’s not rated M, it might not be worth it.

If your fanfic is rated T, don’t censor your curses /o\

Don’t use *** or [bleep]s or anything like that because it is annoying and I just /o\ o my god it totally takes you out of the story

I thought reading this fanfic was going to be a bad idea bUT IT ISN’T

ok wait maybe fanfiction was a bad idea

i have a huge distaste for stories where they suddenly have a FLASHBACK IN ITALICS sequence because idk i never liked them they were so OUT OF PLACE sometimes