I’ve got lovely scissor bruises on my hands cutting stickers out and I’m not even done yet. #whatamidoing #theconisamonthaway #idontneedtopreparethisearly #facepalm

i’m looking for reference pictures, and I find a scan of Sigma and I find myself going,

“mm…..Sigma…………(bites lip)”

My youngest cousin’s middle name is Samuel, but my uncle pronounced it “Sam-well”

and the first thing I yelled out was, “OH LIKE LORD OF THE RINGS???????”

Step 1: Read the summary
If acceptable, go to

Step 2: Read the title
If not completely embarrassing, obvious, and/or incredibly cheesy, proceed to

Step 3: look at author’s screen name
If not riddled with numbers at the end or isn’t super campy,

READ ON, MY FRIEND.

(Optional step before Step 1:
see the chapter-to-review ratio) 

(Other steps also include glancing at the genre,
and selecting very specifically either “Rating: All”/”Rating: M”, English, characters, with an optional Complete status.)